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[othellovonryan]

"Yello yello, you're conversing with Donatello, inventor extraordinaire. Leave a message after the beep and I'll be with you soon enough."

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[bluediligence]

Augh.

Well ... Maybe he'd just - let it slide? I'm not as close with him, so ...

[othellovonryan]

He MIGHT let it slide with you.

[bluediligence]

You, on the other hand.

[othellovonryan]

Never in a million years.

[bluediligence]

[ pffff ... she can't help but laugh ]

Honestly. Replace Leo-kun with me and you with Wash-nii ... I'd tease, but I wouldn't wanna know.

[othellovonryan]

Oh, he definitely doesn't want to know, but he's gonna be a brat about whatever he ends up figuring out.

Brothers. [Sighs]

[bluediligence]

Brothers.

... Still ...

I think - I'd be up for trying it one day? If you are.

[othellovonryan]

....yeah, I am.

We'll have to figure out any possible cover ups then.

[bluediligence]

We've got plenty of time and we're both creative, I'm sure we'll be able to come up with something.

[othellovonryan]

We do have time.

....so.

Policy.

Both climax okay at Egg, you okay for Sparrow?

[bluediligence]

[ oh right, yes, they got side-tracked. ]

Uhm! Uhm. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds - [ nods. nodnod. ] Yeah. And-

All clothes stay on unless we discuss and agree before anything starts. [ nevermind that she isn't wearing a shirt right now. ] Or ... at least before we do anything more than kiss.

[othellovonryan]

Yes. No decisions for clothes removal after the hormones are in play.

Which may still include kissing, kissing can get pretty heated.

[bluediligence]

Mmm, true, especially with the way we escalate ...

[ They're both terrors. ]

Chaste kisses seem safe enough? It's, uhm, it seems like it's nipping and biting that usually sets our snowball rolling.

[othellovonryan]

Yyyyeah.

I think as soon as any teeth are involved, we can't make decisions.

[bluediligence]

Uh huh. Brains go bye-bye.

Speaking of brains going bye-bye. My, uh. My tail. I think we need tail rules.

[othellovonryan]

...that's not so hard to imagine, my tail would be much the same.

[bluediligence]

Yeah. Yeah, it's ...

[ even just thinking about it makes her shiver all over again. ducks her head. ]

... I don't know how to describe it.

[othellovonryan]

Hindbrain go brrr?

[bluediligence]

Zero to a hundred and ten in zero-point-one seconds.

I.

I feel like my knee-jerk reaction to anyone touching my tail without asking first would be to break every bone in their wrist, and I honestly don't know if I'd be able to stop myself. That's not just because it's attached to my butt, either.

[othellovonryan]

That would track. You could hurt someone pretty badly, messing with their tails.

[bluediligence]

Delicate, check. Attached to both butt and spine, check. Ugh. I feel luckier than ever that mine's so short.

[othellovonryan]

It does make it easier to keep under clothes.

Also tails are usually used for protection for creatures with cloacas.

[bluediligence]

- they are? I ... guess that would make sense.

[ a quiet mrrrrrrr ]

Mmph. Tail policy. Tail policy ... This'd be easier if I knew how to put what it felt like into words.

[othellovonryan]

Yes. A lot of turtles actually require their tails to be entwined to actually copulate.

With how you reacted, probably shouldn't touch unless you want to get off.

[bluediligence]

That's almost cute. [ but also: she's not going to think about it too hard. ]

[ Luckily -

There we go. Trust Donnie to hit the nail on the head while she's floundering ]

P-Probably. It feels even more ... more than that spot on my wings.