Donatello "the air bud of war crimes" Hamato ([personal profile] othellovonryan) wrote2031-09-09 11:46 pm

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[personal profile] bluediligence 2023-02-22 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defense, my wings didn't even come bundled with, "okay, this muscle does this, here's how you hold them, this is flapping, you adjust your flight feathers like so." I was so bad at it all, Tellochi. So, so, so bad.

... I know that's not actually a defense, but still! If they were gonna give me instincts, they could've at least given me a 101. Basic Birding for Dummies.