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[othellovonryan]

"Yello yello, you're conversing with Donatello, inventor extraordinaire. Leave a message after the beep and I'll be with you soon enough."

Username: Bootyyyshaker9000

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[othellovonryan]

Never ever ever ever.

[bluediligence]

Waaaaah, so impressive!

[othellovonryan]

I know. I'm amazing.

[bluediligence]

[ pfffffff - ]

And cute!

[othellovonryan]

[ewjaioejwaoiejw]

[He squawks.]

[Praise hits him hard, but what hits harder is PRAISE HE DOES NOT EXPECT TO GET??????]

[bluediligence]

[ slkdaljd AHAHA, covers her mouth in a desperate bid to stifle yet more giggles ]

Sorry, I'm sorry! It's just — you really are, you know?

[othellovonryan]

O-of course I am!

I'm! A very attractive turtle!

[He is so very flustered.]

[bluediligence]

[ oh god okay no, breathe, korone, do not dissolve into a fit of giggles. do not. no matter how cute and charming this is, do not, ]

You are, and I'm really, really glad I've been able to meet you. That I've got a chance to get to know you.

[othellovonryan]

[WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN AND INTENSE SINCERITY.]

W-well, yes, I am an amazing person to meet! And-and people...should be glad?

[What if he just.]

[Goes digging in his building supplies for lack of blankets to bury himself in.]

[Maybe he can dig out a cave-]

[bluediligence]

[ oh my god ]

You look like you need a pillowfort.

[othellovonryan]

Oh, well, if you want to see one!

[He straightens up, ramrod straight, and heads into Robin's Egg.]

[HE CAN BURY HIMSELF AND IT WILL LOOK NATURAL.]

[bluediligence]

[ FOLLOWS ]

[ 'v' ]

[othellovonryan]

[Going inside and there is a massive and well constructed pillowfort because it has to have Raph in there. These turtles got forts down to a SCIENCE, quiet literally.]

And here is the pillowfort. Feel free to sample its many, many benefits and comforts.

[Which he is going to use by BURYING HIMSELF IN THE BLANKETS THAT MAKE UP THE FLOOR]

[bluediligence]

Wow.

[ like. whoa. holy shit, this is amazing? ]

And I thought I was good at forts! [ in she comes, with her wings tucked in tight ]

[othellovonryan]

[At least with Raph being an Absolute Unit, there is plenty of room for her wings.]

The best turtlepiles require the best forts. [A hand shoots out of a blanket mound to point in the air dramatically with this statement.]

[bluediligence]

Turtlepiles?

[ oh no ... comfy ... ]

[ she hasn't slept well since her arrival, this is so dangerous ]

[ she WANTS to flop into the blankets. instead she keeps herself determinedly sitting. ]

[othellovonryan]

Yes.

Another term is cuddlepiles, but until people can do it better than myself and my brothers, it shall be termed turtlepiles to denote our obvious superiority.

[bluediligence]

Oh! I've heard of cuddlepiles.

[ has she ever partaken in one herself? prrrrrobably not. ]

I'm ... definitely not an expert in things like that.

[othellovonryan]

First step.

Relax.

You are stiffer than I am on my just barely able to partake days.

[bluediligence]

Eh? Wha- no! It's just -

It's just that it's really comfy in here. That's all.

[othellovonryan]

That is rather the point.

[bluediligence]

[ ruffles her wings!! ... gingerly relaxes them. or tries to. this may take some time. ]

[ also, perhaps notably, she reflexively chose a spot with her back close to one of the walls of the fort and with a good view of the exit ]

There. Now I'm relaxed.

[othellovonryan]

[He peeks out from the blankets.]

You are all sorts of anxious, aren't you?

[bluediligence]

What? No, I'm not. [ GENUINELY PUZZLED?? ]

[othellovonryan]

You're casing the exits and you are on the level of anxious as someone who arrived after being trapped in a prison with an invader whose plot said person foiled.

As you could imagine, there was a lot of anxiety.