Donatello "the air bud of war crimes" Hamato ([personal profile] othellovonryan) wrote2023-02-13 04:09 pm

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Noise.

It starts as just irritation. A metaphorical crawling under your skin. Things are too noisy, too bright, there is too much happening all the time and you can't take it all in-

Then silence it, make it yours, make it you, take control and destroy what will not submit


It sounds so inviting, a freedom from the noise, but its wrong, its wrong, its wrong and the noise is getting louder, mechanical and foreboding as it sees you, it knows you are there, and it wants to make you apart of it.

Anatawa hitorijanai

For a moment, there is quiet.

You breathe.

And fall through water.
allevilthings: (we are not kind or just)

Re: Entrance

[personal profile] allevilthings 2023-02-13 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[she blinks.]

... huh.

[the woodland creatures are noticed taking notice of her. she pauses. you know what - she's inside a turtle. she looks them dead on.]

Can you talk? [she's moving towards a pumpkin as she addresses the wildlife.] Want some food? [what happens if she axes the pumpkin, hm?]
allevilthings: (of this wondrous age)

Re: Entrance

[personal profile] allevilthings 2023-02-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's absolutely carving the pumpkin into slices and giving the beavers and squirrels some pumpkin. see, no harm, no foul. just let her cut down some more trees, la di da da da, and you can have all the pumpkin your rodent tummies can handle. don't worry about it.]

... hmm. Didn't I read a storybook that involved pumpkins, once ...?

[what if she goes back to the table and tries to craft a set of wooden wheels?]
allevilthings: (rise; rise all ye villains)

Re: Entrance

[personal profile] allevilthings 2023-02-13 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Catherine's expression can only be described, currently, as crafty.]

No idea if this is going to work.

[and she's just going to pick up the crafting table - and then the wheels - and haul them over to a pumpkin.]

[and then she's going to try and affix the four wheels to the pumpkin, and hack a door into it if need be - and make a carriage out of a pumpkin. because it might work, if hitting a tree with an axe makes it disintegrate into lumber ...]
allevilthings: (deserving of victory)

Re: Entrance

[personal profile] allevilthings 2023-02-13 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
.... well.

Okay.

[> let's build a raft and put the carriage on the raft on the river and ONWARD TO THE TRAIN STATION, perhaps.
we're fording this motherfucker. she's marched armies before she can do this]

... any of you woodland creatures want to come along, there's more pumpkin in it for you.
allevilthings: (let us be reddest ruin)

Re: Entrance

[personal profile] allevilthings 2023-02-13 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[is the doorway opening while she's on the carriage or opening in front of her, specifically. also why is the carriage glowing blue hm this seems - hm.]

... nah. Yeah, His Bitslessness did something to you, Donnie, but I can handle whatever it is you've got to throw at me. Show me where this is going.

[she's just gonna take the carriage, crafting table+inventory and all, through the doorway, if the doorway allows.]