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Not that I know of. I barely know the guy, but he's important to a couple Snails so they were willing to do whatever. This was like... a while ago.

Still seems unfair.

...I wonder if its a strategy. I know Shirou can get in a 'throw the gamey' mood when he's focused on Jamil, we've had to reign him back a bit at times.

Who knows.

[Don't throw stones in glass houses, Leo, etc etc.]

I still don't see why Salamander needs help at all, it's stupid.

[MOST. BODY PARTS. ACQUIRED WIN. TO SALAMANDER.]

I don't know why either. Their win rate is Eleven to Eight from the games I know about and so far, most win ratios are around fifty percent as is.

Eeeexcept ours.

[Nine losses. In a row. and it looks like they might be headed that way again, who knows.]

Whatever. I'll just treat them like every other team you guys aren't on.

Yeah. Frankly I don't understand any team asking ours for help, go ask teams that aren't in the bottom bracket.

Hm, we do need to try to keep Salamander safe on Egg, but I'm not really interested in helping other teams win besides Snail. I wouldn't say no to Sparrow and Mouse, but they also do fine on their own.

They do take care of themselves pretty well. And even then, they've got enough going on with Finch and us, I think.

...maybe they really do have a strategy there. [SUSPICIOUS.]

Maybe...

I also kinda don't care.

[Not a turtle team and not a Hunter team.]

Fair. [Just something he might have to think about after he learns more about some Salamander Nonsense.]

Anyway, I value my work and Tryse needs to learn that not all gifts have to be transactions.

[He flops over more on Leo.]

So, mushy boyfriend plans.

[Brother flops. Yes, he is winning.]

What about 'em?

[He waves a hand in the air, closing his eyes.]

I'm sure you have some you're excited about and haven't been able to share with anyone yet.

Biggest thing right now is as soon as stuff settles down, we're gonna race. His blinking versus my portals, see who's faster.

That seems like it would be an incredibly fast race.

We'll see. I raced Guard right when I first got here and barely won, so I wanna see how fast we can actually go.

How do you even race with teleportation? Wouldn't it just how fast the powers go off?

Gotta put in rules. Like "have to touch the roof of every house on the way" so you can gauge where the other is.

Ah, checkpoints. Yes, that makes far more sense.

So yeah. That's how that works.

Have fun. If you need a judge, I promise I will only be slightly biased towards Hunter.

[He's joking.]

[Probably.]

I know you're probably joking but on the off chance you aren't, I'll get Korone to also judge biased towards me.

Been charming my girlfriend, have you?

Its the puns, isn't it?

It is the puns, but also her naturally competitive spirit of wanting to defeat you.

Hmmm.

That might just be enough to counter the Hunter Bias.

[Because let's be fair.]

[Who doesn't have a Hunter bias.]

[The universe has a Hunter bias, even the wolf god here.]

I think it would be. I could get Eve, too.

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